Contest: Win The Avett Brothers’ New Album!

We’re giving away The Avett Brothers’ new album ‘Live, Volume 3’ to one lucky visitor!

For this contest, we want to know…

What is your best one-liner?

Tell us your “One Line Wonder” below in the comments section. Be sure to fill in your name and email address before submitting your comment (don’t worry, only we can see your email address).

The contest ends Tuesday, October 5. Let’s see what you got!

  • Zachary Gutterman

    Hedgehogs: why can't they just share the hedge?

  • Jaime Richter

    All those curves and me with no brakes!

  • Rebecca Saunders

    "There could never be a more beautiful you." -Jonny Diaz

  • Ben Z

    Hi, not so good on the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

  • Taylor Berryhill

    "So how much do you think a polar bear weighs?"
    *they guess*
    "Well that should be enough to break the ice…my name's____, can I buy you a drink?"

    (It's not quite one line, but it was the first thing that popped into my head)

  • LMP

    Mine is a one liner joke, not a pick up:)

    "It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens." – Woody Allen

  • Patti schigoda

    Surely, you cannot be here alone…?

  • Carolyn K

    "Should we kiss now, or should we kiss later?"
    (Okay, that one was actually used on me. By a waiter at a restaurant.)

  • Luke P.

    Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours? ;)